Season 5
George Lopez: Season 5 2005 7.5 TMDB 22 episodes 481 min Comedy
George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic mother Benny.
01 George Gets a Pain in the Ash Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 02 You Dropped a Mom on Me Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 03 George's Dog Days of Bummer George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself. 04 George Drives the Batmobile Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own. 05 Trick or Treat Me Right George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes. 06 George Takes a Sentimental Ernie George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 07 George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis. 08 George Tries to Write a Wrong George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie. 09 George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance. 10 George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home. 11 George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family. 12 George Enrolls Like That When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously. 13 George Keeps Truant to Himself When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit. 14 The Kidney Stays in the Picture Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out. 15 A Funeral Brings George to His Niece George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance. 16 George Gets Caught in a Powers Play George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory. 17 George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company. 18 George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job. 19 George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie. 20 George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money "100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 21 George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. When Angie sides with his mother, George goes drinking with Ernie and discovers who's really right. 22 It's a Cliffhanger, By George "Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows. 
